of-mice-and-semen:

eternell:

iwassoalonecastiel:

timelord-and-fishcustard:

The colour of this crack changes to a darker version of your blog colour.

GET ON MY BLOG

OmF there’s a crack of space and time on my blog.

sick 

of-mice-and-semen:

eternell:

iwassoalonecastiel:

timelord-and-fishcustard:

The colour of this crack changes to a darker version of your blog colour.

GET ON MY BLOG

OmF there’s a crack of space and time on my blog.

sick 

26

August

454,571 notes

This photo was reblogged from its-susars and originally by timelord-and-fishcustard.

(Source: tapdatart)

25

August

25,938 notes

This photo was reblogged from the-absolute-best-gifs and originally by tapdatart.

huganoctopus:

I am so fucking sick of hearing people bitch about birth control for women. These were just a few comments I found on Facebook where people were discussing birth control/Hobby Lobby’s wonderful policies. Pardon me as I bitch now because I’m fucking angry.
"Take responsibility for your own actions!" Preventing myself from having a child I do not want is not taking responsibility for my own actions? Then what do you consider taking responsibility? You probably say having sex with a condom is “responsible,” don’t you? Well birth control works in a similar way: both the pill and condoms are ways to prevent sperm and eggs from meeting in the first place. 
"God says…" Oh shut the fuck up you twat. Do you have Jesus on speed dial? You do know he tells you to like… not fucking judge people too? (Oh and news flash: not everyone is Christian!)
"Whores!" So a woman who finds sex enjoyable is a whore? I guess you men calling women whores are also whores. You have sex with condoms and jack off which are wasting those precious sperm that could have made a baby. You should be ashamed of yourself. Tell me…what fucking reason is there for male birth control to be okay while female birth control is shameful? Female birth control prevents the sperm and egg from getting together and making a baby. Why the fuck are eggs suddenly more “valuable” than sperm? (Hint: there is no reason. Extremely conservative people can’t handle the idea that women aren’t just baby vessels and that women find sex just as fun as men do.)
"Women already have the right to kill unborn children blah blah blah." You people flip out over a woman getting an abortion, but you also flip out over her preventing the unwanted baby in the first place? What the fuck do you want? Oh I know, women are only allowed to have sex when they’re ready to settle down and start a family? Want one kid? You only get to have sex ONE TIME. Where did you develop your kind of backwards ass logic. What fucking year are we living in? "Keep your legs closed! Abstinence!" You people do realize there are married adult couples who do not ever plan on having children? Are you saying they are not allowed to ever have sex then? I don’t fucking think so. Again, this further proves my point that old ass conservative people can’t handle the idea that women like sex simply because it’s fun and don’t always feel like being mothers.

huganoctopus:

I am so fucking sick of hearing people bitch about birth control for women. These were just a few comments I found on Facebook where people were discussing birth control/Hobby Lobby’s wonderful policies. Pardon me as I bitch now because I’m fucking angry.

"Take responsibility for your own actions!" Preventing myself from having a child I do not want is not taking responsibility for my own actions? Then what do you consider taking responsibility? You probably say having sex with a condom is “responsible,” don’t you? Well birth control works in a similar way: both the pill and condoms are ways to prevent sperm and eggs from meeting in the first place. 

"God says…" Oh shut the fuck up you twat. Do you have Jesus on speed dial? You do know he tells you to like… not fucking judge people too? (Oh and news flash: not everyone is Christian!)

"Whores!" So a woman who finds sex enjoyable is a whore? I guess you men calling women whores are also whores. You have sex with condoms and jack off which are wasting those precious sperm that could have made a baby. You should be ashamed of yourself. Tell me…what fucking reason is there for male birth control to be okay while female birth control is shameful? Female birth control prevents the sperm and egg from getting together and making a baby. Why the fuck are eggs suddenly more “valuable” than sperm? (Hint: there is no reason. Extremely conservative people can’t handle the idea that women aren’t just baby vessels and that women find sex just as fun as men do.)

"Women already have the right to kill unborn children blah blah blah." You people flip out over a woman getting an abortion, but you also flip out over her preventing the unwanted baby in the first place? What the fuck do you want? Oh I know, women are only allowed to have sex when they’re ready to settle down and start a family? Want one kid? You only get to have sex ONE TIME. Where did you develop your kind of backwards ass logic. What fucking year are we living in? 

"Keep your legs closed! Abstinence!" 
You people do realize there are married adult couples who do not ever plan on having children? Are you saying they are not allowed to ever have sex then? I don’t fucking think so. Again, this further proves my point that old ass conservative people can’t handle the idea that women like sex simply because it’s fun and don’t always feel like being mothers.

25

August

1,046 notes

This photo was reblogged from marshmallowofyourdreams and originally by huganoctopus.

waterking:

what the fuck

25

August

493,107 notes

This photo was reblogged from cupcak3-killer and originally by iamdloyoung-deactivated20130907.

(Source: garynguyen)

25

August

63,305 notes

This photo was reblogged from glass0fjews and originally by garynguyen.

thrashturbate:

10/10 would bang.

But also:

10/10 would care for you
10/10 would tuck you in
10/10 would cuddle
10/10 would make sure you get to sleep okay
10/10 would make you breakfast in the morning

25

August

419,229 notes

This text was reblogged from glass0fjews and originally by thrashturbate.

thenwhatarethesedays:

spideymayne:

Dogs don’t fuck around when it comes to tennis balls

One of the first things I ever put on my blog, I swear to god

(Source: vatandasinbiri)

25

August

723,377 notes

This photo was reblogged from cupcak3-killer and originally by vatandasinbiri.

sexxxisbeautiful:

myurlsmellsofgoldenmahogany:

Opening tumblr when you’ve just woken up in the morning.

OMG

sexxxisbeautiful:

myurlsmellsofgoldenmahogany:

Opening tumblr when you’ve just woken up in the morning.

OMG

(Source: avinalaf)

25

August

98,383 notes

This photo was reblogged from cupcak3-killer and originally by avinalaf.

theladypipsqueak:

salparadisewasright:

theladypipsqueak:

MY MOM DECIDED THAT SINCE I FUCKING HATE CLEANING THE LITTERBOX FOR MY DUMB CATS SHE’S ACTUALLY MAKE ME A FUCKING LITTERBOX CAKE. THIS IS A FUCKING CAKE. THOSE ARE SLIGHTLY MELTED TOOTSIE ROLLS. THOSE ARE LOTS OF COOKIE CRUMBLES. BUT IT LOOKS FUCKING REAL. I ATE THIS IN A RESTAURANT. I RECIEVED WORRIED STARES FROM OTHER PATRONS AS I FEASTED UPON FUCKING CAT POOP. MY BABY SISTER REFUSED TO LET ME EAT THE TOOTSIE ROLLS BECAUSE SHE WAS ONE HUNDRED PERCENT CONVINCED IT WAS POOP, SHE RIPPED IT OUT OF MY HANDS AND THREW IT BACK IT THE PAN.

"SISSY!" SOMEONE WAS LOOKING ON HORRIFIED AS SHE GRABBED THE DISTURBING LOOKING CANDY OUT OF MY HAND. "DONT EAT POOP SISSY!"

a li tter box cae k„

congratulations on turning 91

thanks

(Source: thesmuttypirate)

25

August

165,830 notes

This photo was reblogged from cupcak3-killer and originally by thesmuttypirate.

crrocs:

i wanna get hot and fit and healthy but like i dont wanna stop living off junk food and watching tv shows and sleeping until 4pm ya feel me

25

August

511,858 notes

This text was reblogged from asian and originally by crrocs.

(Source: nya-kin)

25

August

65,910 notes

This photo was reblogged from m3g4n-n0t-m3gh4n and originally by nya-kin.

bitchesaloud:

u kno he dead

bitchesaloud:

u kno he dead

(Source: 4gifs)

25

August

299,904 notes

This photo was reblogged from glass0fjews and originally by 4gifs.

(Source: appledevice)

25

August

54,242 notes

This photo was reblogged from marshmallowofyourdreams and originally by appledevice.

"what a fucking loser"

- me, to me, about me (via protective)

(Source: jaclcfrost)

25

August

73,914 notes

This quote was reblogged from glass0fjews and originally by jaclcfrost.

animalsdancing:

Tiny legs

25

August

98,160 notes

This photo was reblogged from glass0fjews and originally by animalsdancing.